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Nigerians hilariously react after guy complained because Uber driver said ‘I don show’

Nigerians have taken to Twitter to react hilariously to a post made by a man who complained about his Uber driver after he texted him ‘I don Show’ upon his arrival at his premises.

Nigerians hilariously react after guy complained because Uber driver said ‘I don show’

In his post, the man simply updated a screenshot of the message from the driver, and users on the platform not only had a good laugh, but gave their own suggestions on what the driver should have texted the client.

See the post:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrHafiiz/status/1294612952088227840

See reactions below:

*** “Dear Pigin NoDoMe,

I have arrived at your residence in timely fashion and I am currently awaiting your presence. I hope this meets your piquancy.
Kind regards,
Uber Driver”

*** As opposed to “Here I am to worship Here I am to bow down Here I am to say that You’re my God”?????

*** No mind am. He suppose attach letter headed paper with international passport and two passport photographs.

*** “Hear ye my prince, the golden chariot you ordered for is presently awaiting your glorious appearance in front of the Forbidden Kingdom”

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*** Oh thou that commandeth my services, I make it known unto thee that I tarry in earnest expectation at the entrance of thine home

*** See the kind Uber drivers wey I dey find, I no dey like those ones wey dey form formal aswr

*** Them go dey call me sir, me wey nah discount code I use order the ride

*** The only problem here is that he didn’t add “Dear Sir” before the “I don show”. He should have also added “Warm Regards” at the end.

*** If I get this, I know I’m definitely going to enjoy the ride and even collect his number

*** No he’s meant to enter the house, bow down and carry boss to the car bridal style

*** Dear Sire Hafiz, My soul trembles so dire to approach thee but approach I must to bestow your consciousness with this seemingly trifle but cogent information that my chariot hath arrive unto thy castle. I humbly await my Lordship’s arrival. Your Humble servant.

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